So I really wanted some buttered noodles.
I turn on the stove. I touched the stove. Long story short three of my fingertips are under cold water. They’re also skin bubbles.
And I’m still having porny chats with glitteryrainbows about Sherlock in a corset. With one hand of course.
Sure. I may be a dumb ass but at least I can multitask.
i can’t stop laughing (x)