(hold me.thrill me.kiss me.kill me.)
Jess Consulting fangirl
Romantic in pervert's clothing
As useful as nipples on a breastplate

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a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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#mermaids #comics


For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

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oh look at the time

i am a fucking bird

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Moral of the story?

Fuck buttered noodles.

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I cant take the fingers away from the cold water. The pain is as excruciating as the shame.

Which is what the noodles taste of.

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So I really wanted some buttered noodles.

I turn on the stove. I touched the stove. Long story short three of my fingertips are under cold water. They’re also skin bubbles.

And I’m still having porny chats with glitteryrainbows about Sherlock in a corset. With one hand of course.

Sure. I may be a dumb ass but at least I can multitask.

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